Thursday, November 9, 2017
Babywatch Blog: Meet ‘Tall Guy’
Tall Guy and his mom smiling
Hello Folks... its me, ‘New Guy’ here. Today I got my first friend, we’re calling him ‘Tall Guy’.
I was a little confused and concerned when the lady saw him being born and yelled something to the man like “What the hell... its a brown baby coming out of Pink”(thats Tall Guys mom). There was a huge emphasis on the word ‘WHAT’ and a tone of ‘!!!’ Ok... since then Ive heard a lot of talking amongst the moms... from what I understand (and Im super smart) WHITE is a dominant color and easy to get., but so far white moms and white dads have miraculously produced us colored guys this week here. The Lady said “this would only happen here. Its always weird here”. The Lady thinks its funny that she and Lisa Beatty were coming up with cool names for white babies that had to do with ‘snow’ but now the baby came out Fawn colored. That blew a lot of good names out of the running.
So, it turns out ‘Tall Guy’ and his mom got to move into MY pen here. At first I was a little worried, but my Mom really really really wanted to get back to her regular pen anyways so she was happy to leave our special area. She ran into her old pen, but the lady helped me go through the gate. Once I was in there... it was like Disneyland. It was like the coolest place on earth. I ran and ran and met everyone in there all by myself. My mom wanted to roll and eat hay and poop and eat then more. While she was busy, I bothered all of the ginormous other ladies in the pen. They weren’t too ‘into’ meeting me but they smelled me. One was a little ‘too’ interested and she got moved to the ‘North Pen’ because she was acting like she was all into my business like she owned me. After that I pretty much spent the day running around.
Tall guy was 20.5# at birth and was a spaz. I told him to enjoy the blow-dryer thingy but he would not sit still, he was a spaz. Then he had to sleep a lot today. He pooped and the lady was happy about that (get a life, Lady). The lady said he will be running around with me on Saturday, but he needs time with his mom now. I guess he is here for the football team because he is ginormous. He seems really nice but he keeps laughing about coming out FAWN colored. He also has a good mom and he was some kind of superstar because he was up and nursing inside of 45 minutes after birth. He has a famous dad named Eastwinds Snowstorm, who now lives at Apple Mountain Alpacas in GA. All I can say is blah blah bla... we all have awesome dads. Personally, this guy has such long legs he looks ridiculous if you ask me., and he is all whiney talking a lot. Me and my mom dont talk as much as those chatterboxes. The best news is HE got stuck with the dumb girly teal blue baby pajamas!
Tall Guy posing like he is some kind of model ??
The Tall Guy Laughing about being fawn colored
Tall Guy’s fawn colored little self coming out of his white mom
Tall guy totally studied the manual on how to get born! Great style and form tall Guy!!